Tis a story ’bout a writer, Seinime was his name,
He was once a decent blogger, but now all he does is game.
And as Christmas loomed by, he thought of constructing a post,
But neglected his blog instead, approving a comment or two at most.
His blog began to fade, losing readers by the day,
He knew something had to be done, before everything went astray.
“That’s it!” he exclaimed. “I know just what to do!”
So he logged back onto his blog, certain he thought it through.
“I’ll write a grand story,” he said. “Everyone’ll be amazed!”
But alas, he couldn’t think; his mind was in a daze.
His sleep was minimal, it was nothing to boast,
He had bought too many games, so now his wallet was toast.
He resigned to writing up rhymes, akin to Mother Goose,
They were probably much worse when compared to Dr. Seuss.
“Forget it,” he sighed, “I’ll just change up some stuff.”
“Put up a new background image, there, close enough.”
Use a Fate/Zero image, surely it’s relevant,
To all you lolicons out there, a late Christmas present.
Have a Merry Christmas guys, and Happy Holidays,
Hope you had a good time partying the night away.
I’m too lazy to proofread my rhymes, so I’ll end it right here.
I wish you the best, with all my holiday cheer.
We’ll meet next year, when I have more time to write,
And Sankarea’s anime should be out, wait, isn’t that right?
Ah, the joys of Christmas, it’s always a good sight,
I’ll probably end up playing LoL overnight.