I’m not good enough to be named.

What kind of shitty blog is this?
You bitch, you’re not even otaku. That’s right, Seinime. Wait, Seinime? What kind of a name is that? You need a better otakuish name if you want to be more otaku.
How about Haruhiloverkawaiiotaku1337? Fixed.

The gay front page.

Stop trying. You’re not impressing anyone. HALLOWEEN IS OVER ALREADY, GET ON WITH IT. What colors could possibly be worse than orange and black. And not all people like Taiga and Toradora. Yui soooooooooooooooooo should’ve won. Even then, who gives a shit about your stupid banner. Also, STOP CHANGING THEMES. Pick one and stick to it, my eyes will hurt once you get to your 12823461874617341368th theme. The poll also asks some stupid same old otaku questions that any other blog might ask. Get some originality.

Oh boy, guess what. Your front post is yet another generic winter preview post with the same chart and the same comments. This couldn’t get wor-

Umm…who cares about your social life?

What the heck is this? Your name is Kevin and you have an anime girl as your avatar? Clearly having just an anime avatar is supposed to make you otaku which means you just deserved to fail. Either get a male avatar because you are a guy, sir, or stop flooding Twitter and our innocent minds with your corrupted whoop-de-doo life. MOAR OTAKU RELATED STUFF PLZ.

Holy crap, you just got more generic. More gender confused avatar, too. Let’s see here…

“I started watching anime classics like Pokemon, Digimon, and Dragonball Z. I liked the action and adventure in all those series. Afterwards, a couple of my friends introduced me to new anime titles, mainly the popular ones like Bleach/Naruto/One Piece, and I found them to be quite enjoyable”

- Generic guy who watches generic anime and gets generically motivated

So finally, I’d try my hand at anime blogging again. My friends and I started Seifuku’s Anime, a blog that aspired to be a fun project, where we’d discuss anime and the works. It failed.

- I wonder why.

Maybe this time, I’ll start solo and work my way up. So that’s how Ganbatte Forever! started.

So, in a nutshell:

• tries to blend in with the crowd with the same interests in anime that everyone watched at some point
• doesn’t even have money to buy a figma and rants all about it
• standard MAL/Twitter pages
• links with more blogs with the word “otaku” in them
• dreams to become a big hit like Danny Choo and doesn’t even really link to him (dream on, idiot.)
• fails at previous blogging (your first post was about Narutardism) and wants to try again (yawn)
• doesn’t know a single thing about anime/Japan/figmas in general
• tries to pass it off by agreeing with the crowd with same episodic posts as everyone else and same thoughts
• has no creativity. Period.

Of course, such a person who even dares to call himself otaku should be eliminated immediately to protect the otaku world.

Ganbatte Forever! by Seinime -> ELIMINATED

Be more original. Stop trying.