Celebrating 50,000 hits! Time for a break.

- Hey, congrats! …Who are you again? OTL

Upon further inspection, it has now been 4 months since this blog started, and already we’ve gotten 50k hits! Magnificent.

Obligatory blog stats and crappy commentary.

More stats:

So now we’ve published 83 posts and have 513 comments (1 to -81274 ratio for those idiots who can’t divide). Although it’s nothing compared to some self-esteem lacking aniblogger that just owns everyone in stats.

The most viewed post is Dynamic! Fall 2009 Anime Preview with 700 views, followed by Haruhi Ended Eight: Interpretations needed. I love the ending because… with around 272 views. Figures Haruhi would take the second spot.

The most commented post is surprisingly To all the lolicon brethren with 32 comments. You lolicons. I expected Dynamic! Fall 2009 Anime Preview with 30 comments to take that spot.

The most controversial post was A shoutout to all Twitterists. Or anyone else anti-endless eight on that matter. where an actual debate was held. Never expected that. Then Fanart accrediting: an actual serious trend people need to follow was just lulz.

At first I was too lazy to even post up one a week, but now I post around 1-2 a day. Hmm.

Other notable mentions are the 850 peak views on 8/4 and the 50 subscribers on 8/8. More milestones achieved! Of course, they died down after my rage/postage did.

Rants, attempt at lulz:

Shitty search terms are shitty. Mentionable search terms for the lulz were pron, azn beavers and lolicons.

My place in teh internetz is utter crap. People don’t even know who I am. For example, attached is a brilliant example of where I place in the blogosphere:

As you can see, I am in my own little rolomonosopolygon that is outside of the blogosphere = no social skills + no life + lack of e-peen aka. utter fail

Did I mention that I was too lazy to even color it in or mentions? I suck.

A more accurate depiction is the following picture or being in the shitty/newb category.

Hiding in the shadows…

Awards of the now:

Anime of the now: Bakemonogatari

Manga of the now: Fap Note

Win of the now: Finally getting a break from summer school.

Fail of the now: Almost getting sick right after.

Pic of the now:

Because I can’t find the source of where you all get your funny image spam from. Gomen.

What now?

This feat was thanks to my co-bloggers who have long ditched me, inspiring me to make more posts for great justice. Screw the we, I was left in the dust to post a few days later. So screw you faggots. I-It’s not that I n-need you or anything…

Also to thank is the vast blogosphere for your support and aggrevators like AnimeNano or possibly the Antenna for all the hits. Also to Twitter/IRC for the fun times.

Sorry for trying to make you laugh then utterly failing. I’ll be sure to grow more e-peen, presence or humour in the future. I don’t know how these posts go, first time making them if you absolutely must flame. And possibly to be included next time is my self-drawn picture for 100k hits if I actually learn some drawing techniques. I resolve to:

• Be more social
• Not fail so much
• Post better
• Get more self-esteem
• Get a better sense of humour
• Yadayadayada

On an unrelated note, this blog will now be on hiatus as I pack/embark for a well-deserved vacation after the painful years in summer school. Maybe I’ll post while I’m in Toronto once I find internet and a computer. Maybe. And when the hits/visits drop again…

JUST AS KEIKAKU

Prepare to be surprise buttsecked.

Credits to all the fan artists for the pics. My lazyass way of doing things.

Here’s to another 50k hits. Cheers mate!

Ganbatte Forever, still ganbatting.

P.S. Also celebrating their 50k blog views recently are Mikotoism and Anime Instrumentality. Cheers to them as well.